This post is commissioned by Haya! The screencaps also belong to her. Thank you for commissioning me to translate this!
The job of a dorm head is a difficult one, but there is no one else more suitable for the position of Pomefiore’s dorm head than I
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Yet another Twisted Wonderland translation! This time it’s the first part of Leona Kingscholar’s SSR. I was a little confused on how to translate the title, but settled on “Let Me In On This” after a suggestion. Thank you for all the help Rin and Rui, as well as Kim for providing the RAWs!
Location: Savanaclaw Dorm – Maglift Stadium
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Hey, don’t slack off! Are you planning to show a shameful display this Inter-dorm competition, like you did last year?
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Us Savanclaw can’t lose to other dorms in Maglift. Kouhais, put your back into it!
Savanaclaw Dorm Members: USSU!
Leona: Oh, oh, good spirit there
Work hard you guys. I’ll be watching from here
…Yawns
Savana Claw Dorm Member A: What are you doing you bastard!
What are you grabbing my shoulders for. Let me go!
???: No. I’m not going to let go until you apologize.
Leona: Hah? Who’s causing a ruckus?
I can’t sleep like this.
Jack: In Maglift, it’s against the rule to directly attack the other player using magic. Even so, senpais, you attacked me earlier not with a disk but with magic didn’t you?
Striking unnaturally, tripping my legs
…You keep playing rough, toeing the rules
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Hey, hey Jack, the referee didn’t say we broke a rule right? So what’s wrong with what we’re doing? Hihihi
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: In any case, you’re just a puppy who hasn’t even been in this school for a month, you think you’ve got something worth saying to us?
Jack: Senpai? …To be frank, in Maglift I’m superior to you
Even if you’re older, I have no plans to follow people who are weaker than me
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: What the! Do I have to show you some pain first before you get it?
Jack: If you think you can then come at me!
Leona: Hey you guys, you’re being noisy
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: D-Dorm head Leona!
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: It’s this guy’s — first year Jack’s — fault.
Leona: Aah.
You’re one of our dorm’s newcomer for this year, Jack Howl
Jack: …
Leona: I’ve heard the rumors you know?
Extraordinary physical prowess, the well anticipated first year
During this dorm’s Maglift practices too, you’ve beaten up second and third years with confidence in their strength until they’re black and blue
Seems like you’ve hurt your senpais’ pride
Jack: …I fight fair and square.
Compared to that, these senpais can’t beat me when fighting normally and ended up relying on rough play. I can’t let them get away with that kind of shameful cowardice…
Leona: What’s wrong with their play?
It’s natural to use your head in a match.
Jack: Wh… Dorm leader, are you going to allow that kind of dirty tricks?
Leona: It’s “toeing the line” of the rules right?
Then it’s not cowardice or anything like that. It’s a splendid strategy.
When it comes to the rules, they did not cause any problems.
You, who create issues within the pack is more of a problem to our dorm
Jack: Damn it…
Leona: If you understand what I mean then sit down and reflect on this
Jack: …
…I’m going back to practice.
Leona: Kuku. What a cheeky pupper.
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Seriously, he’s so cheeky! Even though he’s still a fresh meat first year, he has such an attitude.
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Let’s give him some pain one of these days hihihi
Leona: …Oi, stop thinking about bullshit
There’s not much time left until the inter-dorm Maglift competition. Do you guys really have that much free time between practice?
Try losing again in the inter-dorm competition like you did last year.
…Do you know what’ll happen to you in that case?
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: I-I’m sorry…
Leona: In the first place you guys looked like you lot could’ve lost to that “fresh meat first year”, stop being so pathetic
I feel embarrassed just seeing it.
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Wh… it’s not like…!!
Leona: Don’t make excuses. Go back to practice.
Don’t cause me any problem again
Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: …Ssu
Tch, what’s with him…
Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Can’t agree with this…
Leona: Haah
Seriously… I’m so tired of this
More Twisted Wonderland translation! More Epel translation! I just read this and it’s with one of my other favorites Deuce so I decided to do this story too!
Location: Sports Field
Vargas: Right, that’s enough flying lessons for today!
For the rest of the lessons, do your stretches with in pairs!
Epel: In pairs huh… There aren’t a lot of Pomefiore students in a physical education elective like this…
Deuce: Epel, are you alone? If you’d like, let’s pair up
Epel: Deuce…kun.
Yes please.
Deuce: Let’s start with a forward bend… Huh? There’s some sand stuck on your back.
Epel: Eh? …Around, where?
Deuce: Haha, you can’t see it since it’s on your back.
Here, let me get that for you.
SFX: Brushing away
Deuce: Right, it’s all good now.
Epel: Thanks. It probably stuck on during the lessons.
I quite like this athletic wear, so before I better wash it today before it gets too dirty.
Deuce: That’s unexpected. I thought you would prefer that fluttery Pomefiore uniform more.
Epel: …Really?
The Pomefiore dorm uniform… Of course it’s wonderful but I also like casual and sporty outfit.
Epel: That’s why perhaps… I like… also like this outfit.
Deuce: Huh, looks like we’re of the same opinion.
I also like this school’s athletic wear.
Epel: You too, Deuce-kun?
Deuce: Yeah. It’s durable and easy to move in.
More than anything I think overalls like this work well.
Epel: On top of it… It’s simple, so you can add your own twist to it.
Like with an embroidery….
Deuce: Embroidery!?
…Oh, haha
Some sort of rose embroidery for you?
Epel: …
It’s not like I particularly… like floral patterns.
Beside that, when it’s to do with flower patterns… Doesn’t it suit you who’s in Heartslabyul more?
Deuce: Speaking of that, our dorm uniform do have rose decorations on it.
Flowers aren’t bad, but if I’m to get something embroidered, I think I’d like something with a more powerful impression.
Epel: Powerful…? Such as?
Deuce: Let’s see, we can wear this for extracurricular activities too, so I’d like something awe-inducing if someone’s to pick a fight with me
Like a tiger
Epel: Tiger…
Deuce: Dragon is good too.
Epel: Dragon…!
Deuce: Having a full embroidery at the back might seem pretentious, but won’t it be cool if it follows the lining of the outfit?
Epel: …When it’s blown around by the wind, it’ll look like a golden rampaging dragon
Deuce: !!
So you understand me Epel? You get my idea?
That there’s someone with the same sense as me so close by
It’s good to talk to you
Isn’t it good to not have it bam exploding in your face obnoxiously, but instead having it peek out non-chalantly?
Epel: Yeah, I think… It’s super cool…!
Deuce: I’m surprised, I thought you’re someone who’s really calm, but unexpectedly you’ve a hot spirit…!
Epel: Um… Truth is I’ve always loved that sort of look…
Deuce: In that case isn’t it good to try it?
If you’re interested, I can introduce you to a skilled embroiderer.
Ah, but to decorate our athletic uniform without permission
That’s not a very honor student thing to do…
Epel: You’re right.
Beside, I think I would get scolded by my dorm leader…
Deuce: It’s true, Schoenheit-senpai seems more strict about uniforms than our teachers…
He seems like the type to make you quickly change out into something that suits your image more
Epel: …
…Yeah you’re right.
But, someday I will…
Another quick Twisted Wonderland translation! This time it’s the first short talk with Epel you get when you do his lessons!
1: The Color of Poison
Epel: This poison apple I made at my potions class…
It’s a deep blue-green color. If it’s like this, you can tell it’s a poison apple with one look…
The beautiful queen is able to reverse the color of the poison apple back to its original color…
To a vivid, beautiful red.
The kind of color that makes it look appetizing to anyone.
The queen is amazing after all
2: Romantic
Epel: The poison apple created by the beautiful queen…
It has an effect which would awaken someon from eternal sleep through true love’s kiss
…Romantic? I don’t know
It makes me pretty uncomfortable*
…That being said
You look surprised
Maybe… I’d like it if you don’t decide on your own that I like romantic things
*T/N Literally ‘it makes my back itches’
3: Wishing Well
Epel: The well at the courtyard of this school is said to be a copy of the well from the castle of the most beautiful queen
And it is said that the well at the queen’s castle can grant wishes
…Like there was a princess who wished to be loved by someone
If that’s true then maybe… I’d like to make a wish too
What kind of wish? Um…
To be taller and stronger… Maybe…
4: To make ideals come true
Epel: If I’m to use a transformation potion, can I maybe… have a figure like Vargas-sensei?
Muscular… and if possible with a low voice, something that’s cool
Vil: Using a transformation potion is too much of a burden on your body. You should’ve learnt that during your lessons.
Even for the beautiful queen, using a transformation potion caused her considerable pain
Epel: Y-you’re right… That’s too bad
Vil: Muscles aside… You can’t use potions to reach a form you idealize
5: Delicious Apple
Epel: Prefect, Rook-san… Do you want some apples from my hometown?
Rook: I’d have some! Prefect, you should accept it too
Rook: The apples from Epel are as red and delicious as the queen’s poison apples
Epel: There’s no poison in my apples!
Epel: Ah… Please don’t worry, and eat it… okay?
Hello I fell for Epel and can’t get up so I decided to do a translation of his R-card’s personal story, “What shape do you thinks this is?”
Location: Cafeteria
Epel: Fuuh, I’m done
Apple cut craft… This much should be good enough to earn Vil-san’s approval
I was troubled when he suddenly said he wanted to see it but I think this apple bird is done well
SFX: Footsteps
Sebek: You, the Pomefiore student.
Is the seat next to you open?
Epel: If I’m not wrong you’re from Class D… Sebek-kun… Was it?
It’s open.
Sebek: Please excuse me taking up this seat then. It’s so crowded during lunch, that it was difficult to find an open seat
…Hmm?
What, what’s with that apple!!!!!!????
Epel: I-if you suddenly shout like that you’re going to give me a shock…
Sebek: What a beautiful apple bird…
It looks like it could spread its wings and fly off the plate at any moment!
Epel: Yeah. It’s apple cut craft.
Sebek: Oh, how wonderful.
I would love to present it to the young master
Epel: Young master?
Sebek: The most esteemed dorm leader of our dorm, Diasomnia, Malleus Draconia-sama!
Epel: Huh, what an archaic way to call someone
Sebek: Is this apple your dessert?
Epel: No, this isn’t for me to eat
It’s an apple cut craft for Vil-san
Sebek: I see, so it’s for the Pomefiore leader. It’s too bad, but I understand that’s how it is…
Well then, let’s find the chef and have them make another one!
Epel: Chef? For this cut craft?
Sebek: Yes, can you please tell me who made it?
Epel: Well, it’s me but…
Sebek: What!? You made this…?
Epel: Vil-san asked me to make it.
When I told him my family back home sent me some fruits, he told me he wanted to eat it in the most beautiful state
Sebek: For your family to send you such lustrous fruit, you must come from a prestigious lineage
Epel: Em, I wouldn’t exactly say that…
Sebek: Pomefiore’s… um…
Epel: Epel. Epel Felmier.
Sebek: I see, so Epel Felmier.
What else can you make beside a bird?
Epel: Let’s see. I can make a few things.
Sebek: Hm. If it’s alright with you, could you please show me some other apple cut crafts?
Epel: Because you want to give it to your young master?
Sebek: Of course, that is my primary reason.
However, I too, sincerely would like to see it.
What wonderful craft! Truly fascinating!
Epel: …Is that so?
So, how about this then?
SFX: Cutting noises
Sebek: Ooh. A rose! How delicate!
The multiple fine layers of this apple makes it look truly like petals!
Epel: Other than that, something like this…
SFX: Cutting noises
Sebek: I can’t believe it… Is that a castle? How sublime!
You even created the towers and windows!
Epel: Let’s set this one aside
SFX: Cutting noises
Epel: What shape do you think this is?
Sebek: T, this is… An apple?
Epel: Hehe, you got it wrong
It’s not just an apple. It’s a poisoned apple.
Sebek: Oh wow!
To express the shape of an apple on an apple, how original!
If it’s alright with you…
May I have this poison apple?
Epel: It’s yours
Sebek: Thank you
In any case, having this kind of beautiful skills…
Epel: It’s hard to sell an apple that’s damaged or broken by tools, even if that apple is still edible.
Trying out all sort of ways so that apple would look beautiful enough to eat, then finally arriving at this… Apple cut craft.
I cut my fingers many times… before I got good at it.
My family said it’s fine if I can’t do it and laughed, but I didn’t want to give up
That’s why when I could do it well the first time I showed it to everyone around me
Ah… Perhaps… I ended up going off on my own…
Sebek: No, you did not. For you to not just have the skill, but that spirit as well.
Truly commendable
Epel: …Thanks
Epel: Perhaps… next time I get apples from my family, I’ll also make some for you
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