Twisted Wonderland: Ace Trappola – SR Ceremony Robe: I’m Seriously Sick of Looking at It

PART 1

Location: Mirror Chamber

Mirror: State thy name

Ace: Ace! Ace Trappola!

Mirror: The shape of thy soul is…
Heartslabyul!

Ace: As expected, it’s Heartslabyul
It’s the same dorm as my graduated older brother

Riddle: You! Once the sorting is done, hurry and return to your seat!
No matter when, I will not forgive any sort of rule-breaking by Heartslabyul students

Ace: Yes, yes, dorm head! I’ll head back now
What’s with him? He’s small but he’s scary
But I’m sorted properly now…
Now it’s just to see the others sorted into their dorm, and the entrance ceremony would be done. No problemo ♪

Deuce: …

Mirror: Heartslabyul!

Ace: Uwah, that super serious-looking guy is in my dorm. I’m not into it.

Mirror: Scarabia!

Ace: Heeh, he has the look for it

Mirror: Savanaclaw!

Ace: …

Mirror: Octavinelle!

Ace: How many people are left…?

Mirror: Pomefiore!

Riddle: …

Ace: I’m so bored.
The teachers and dorm heads are watching the sorting so intensely
That’s right!
Since it’s so long, surely they won’t notice one or two students missing?
To be careful, I should grab one other person, someone who seems weak
That way, even if we get find out we can say that we’re going to the infirmary since one of us isn’t feeling well
Someone near me… Oh! The one in front of me seems super slender! Let’s grab him!
Hey, hey. You, the one who’s a freshman like me, there’s something I want to talk about…

Epel: What…?

Ace: Ueeh!?

Epel: You’re… loud. We’re in the middle of a ceremony.

Ace: S, sorry, sorry
I’m so surprised… When he looked back I thought he was a girl…

Epel: …Did you say something?

Ace: No, it’s nothing! What I want to talk to you about… Isn’t watching this sorting boring?

Epel: Well… That’s true.

Ace: So let’s go outside for a bit before they’re finished here

Epel: Eh, but…

Ace: They won’t find out if two people goes out for a bit
C’mon, please! I’m seriously so bored!

Epel: W, wait! Don’t pull on my sleeves like that!

Ace: C’mon, let’s go before they find out!

Location: Night Raven College

Ace: Yosh. It should be fine here.

Epel: …Let go of my hand

Ace: Mm? …Ah, sorry, sorry.
Um…

Epel: If you’re going to ask for my name, it’s Epel.

Ace: Epel, huh? I’m Ace

Epel: Ace…kun.

Ace: That’s right. So, what dorm did you get sorted into?

Epel: …Pomefiore.

Ace: Aah~ the dorm head for that seems pretty tough to deal with.
He made a really intense speech with lines like “beauty is everything” and “you should drive forward towards it”

Epel: Yeah, he seems strict… and difficult… How about you, which dorm are you in?

Ace: I’m in Heartslabyul! Our dorm head seems really strict too~
But well, my older brother is from Heartslabyul too, so he might be able to tell me places to skip out at?

Epel: …That sounds nice. Besides, you seem like you suit Heartslabyul, Ace-kun

Ace: Hehe, really? You seem like you suit Pomefiore too. Like you’d look good in their dorm uniform.

Epel: …

Ace: What is it? The dorm head might seem scary, but once you enter, it might unexpectedly be good.
Since we’re pretty free now, should we go to Pomefiore’s dorm?

Epel: No… it’s fine.

Ace: Really?
Then let’s walk around this area
Let’s explore Night Raven College together!

PART 2

Location: Courtyard

Ace: So this is the courtyard~ My older brother recommended it as a skipping spot, and it’s perfect as one.

Epel: Yeah…

Ace: Oh, found a bench under the apple tree! Looks good for a nap, no?
If a teacher comes by, we can just say that we’re lying down cause of a stomachache~ Then they’d let us go

Epel: …That’s true.

Ace: …It’s just me who keeps talking from earlier. Are you bored?

Epel: No…

Ace: Or you regret skipping the entrance ceremony with me?

Epel: It’s not, like that…

Ace: Epel, you keep making non-committal replies.
Are you always like that?
You should just say what you think.

Epel: …It’s because I don’t have anything to say

Ace: Mm… So Epel, you’re really not a girl right? To tell the truth, I was surprised when I called out to you

Epel: Wh…! I’m not!

Ace: Oh, that’s real nice~
You finally spoke out what you feel.

Epel: …!

Ace: You really overthink before you speak. Since we’re both freshmen, it’d be good if you could speak more casually to me
Before our lessons start, there’d be a self introductory session too. Are you planning to stay timid then as well?

Epel: It’s not like I speak like this because I like it…

Ace: What do you mean? You’re nervous because it’s the first day today?
Then you’d be even more nervous when the lessons start and the room is full of new faces.
Can’t be helped huh~ Let me show you a sample self-introduction.
My name is Ace Trappola. I come from the Rose Kingdom.
My favorite food is Cherry Pie. How about you?

Epel: Eh…

Ace: C’mon, hurry!

Epel: M-my name is Epel… Epel Felmier. I come from… it’s a secret…
My special skill is crafting apple shape, I think. My favorite food is… m-macaron.

Ace: Oh~ Macaron, huh? It suits how you look.

Epel: …And yakiniku

Ace: Yakiniku?!
Ahaha! That’s totally unexpected! A real gap!

Epel: I didn’t say anything funny!

???: Mm…? I heard a voice

Epel: !

Ace: Shit, someone is coming! Hide!

Riddle: Ace Trappola! Epel Felmier! Are you two there?
If you can hear me, come out.

Epel: That person is… The Heartslabyul dorm head…?

Ace: Ssh! Be quiet…!

Riddle: Seriously… disappearing from the entrance ceremony. It’s good if you didn’t get yourselves in any trouble but.
But…
If you’re just skipping out, I’m putting you on trial.

Epel: T-trial…!?

Ace: Don’t mind him, stay quiet.

Epel: …

Riddle: Ace, Epel, where are you two? Looks like they’re not in the courtyard. I’ll look inside

Ace: …

Epel: …

Ace: Fuh~ looks like we managed to get through that. It’s fine now.

Epel: Fuaah~ I couldn’t breathe…

Ace: Sorry, but at least it’s better this way than getting found out by a dorm head right?

Epel: From the start to the end, you’re the one who’s forcing me along

Ace: Don’t say it like that! Isn’t it good to get ahead of the other freshmen and check out the campus first?
Alright, let’s head back before we’re caught by that demon dorm head.
I wonder if the sorting is almost done~ I’m seriously sick of looking at it.

Epel: If I’m not wrong… There are around 200 new students.

Ace: Geh, that’s too many! No wonder it’s so long!
So the number of freshmen per dorm is…

Epel: …There are 7 dorms so around 30….?

Ace: Uwah~ That boring entrance ceremony is bad enough
After this we’re going to line up in 30s then go to the form… How annoying!

Epel: Ace-kun… You seem bad at working in groups

Ace: The same goes for you too, right?

Epel: …Yes, kind of.

Ace: Hehe. Okay, let’s go. The dorm head is scary but let’s enjoy our school life from here on!
Nice to meet you, Epel!

Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Rosehearts’ R: Uniform – It Never Inconvenienced Me To Not Know

I’ve pretty much been doing these translations between my work ;w; Once I have time to sit down, I’ll work on the final part for Leona’s SSR…

Location: Interior Hallway

Sound Effect: Chattering

Riddle:Can you all make way a bit?
There are too many people now and no one can pass through

Heartslabyul Dorm Member A: S-sorry dorm head Rosehearts

Azul: Oh, Riddle-san. They posted up the test results, are you not interested in checking it?

Riddle: It’s you Azul… Whether I check it or not, it’s always the same

Azul: That’s true. With a full mark on every subject, there is no way you’re not number one
But I thought even you couldn’t get full marks this time… As expected of Riddle-san

Riddle: Aah… There is one problem that is a bit of a nuisance
The themed question on the magician, with roots in Desert Country’s culture
Three days before the test, there was a thesis announced based on new materials on Desert Kingdom’s history
If you miss out on that, you wouldn’t be able to answer the question and miss out on the point

Azul: Yes, the situation is as it is, so even the teachers were discussing on whether or not to deduct points from it but…
There is one student who achieved full marks so that question is counted in

Riddle: I see. Perhaps I should apologize for that.

Azul: No, we are the ones who did not notice there was a new thesis, it was our carelessness
From here on, I’ll be sure to check thesis related to the test scope

Riddle: That is a good idea.
Subjects like history is very influential, and the theories change easily.
Anyway, please excuse me now, let’s meet again at a dorm head meeting.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Lounge

Cater: Ace-chan, do you want some sample sweets from Trey?

Ace: Ooh- lucky. I’m pretty hungry too.

Cater: Give me a sec, let me take a pic before you eat it… Mm~ is this angle good?
Mm, perfect! Time to upload it to Magicame… there

Ace: Cater-senpai, your smartphone cover, is it the one that’s super trendy right now?

Cater: You’re right! There are lots of similar ones on sale too, but mine is the original

Ace: How nice~ I’m aiming for a different design.
You know, the one weird creature with a fuzzy head and has legs coming out of its eyes

Cater: That one is cute too, but isn’t a trump card diamond cooler? Like, I’ve an affinity with it

Ace: That’s just you Cater-senpai

Riddle: If you two are going to talk for that long, go sit on the sofa

Ace: Uwah, you surprised me.
Dorm head, since when are you there?

Riddle: I just returned to the dorm
Seriously, chatting while standing on the doorway
Forget going against the Queen of Hearts’ rules, that’s just going against the rules of manner

Cater: Sorry, we got excited and forgot ourselves

Ace: That’s right, dorm head come take a look. Cater-senpai’s smartphone!

Riddle: Smartphone…? Did you buy a new one?

Ace: Not that, look at the cover! It has this diamond pattern.

Riddle: …Aah. So what’s with that illustration?

Ace: It’s super trendy on Magicame recently. Super popular it sold out! So says the magazine

Riddle: This cover…? Is it made with some new material?
……..Or it’s the work of some famous designer?

Ace: Eh, could it be you don’t know? It’s super trendy!

Cater: That’s no good Ace-chan. Riddle-kun don’t understand trends at all.

Ace: Heeh~ Don’t you talk to your classmates about it?

Riddle: U-up until now, it never inconvenienced me to not know about trends

Cater: If there’s a test about Magicame, Riddle who gets full mark on all subjects every time could see his mark in the reds

Ace: Eh! 100 on all tests.
You didn’t cheat did you?

Riddle: Ace, do you think I would break a rule?

Ace: That’s right huh… In our school it seems like Dorm Head number one

Cater: Right~

Ace: If you study that hard, then perhaps it’s normal to not know any trends…
Okay, then let me explain to you
This illustration is…

Riddle: I-I didn’t ask you to do that, and I already said it never inconvenienced me to not know trends
If you get it, hurry up and go sit on the sofa or go to your rooms to do your homework

Ace and Cater: Oka~y

Riddle: …
I’ll look it up a bit later

Twisted Wonderland: Ace Trappola – R: PE Uniform, “You Just Wasted My Hardwork!”

Location: Sports Field

Ace: Dorm head, are you heading back?

Riddle: Oh, it’s you Ace.
Yeah, the equestrian club just finished earlier.

Ace: My club just finished too.
No matter the club, the finish time is pretty much about the same huh?

Riddle: No, I wouldn’t say that. There are those which would run late as they practice hard for a tournament.
Or one whose instructor is too passionate

Vargas: You guys, come on, stand up!
You won’t build any muscle from sitting on the ground!

Leona: Tch… Maglift Club, gather around, our practice is starting again

Maglift Club Members (including Ruggie and Epel): Ussu!

Ace: Uwah, they’re still going at it… Mm? Is that lion like person Savanaclaw’s dorm head?

Riddle: That’s right. Leona-senpai is the captain of Maglift club
Though it feels like it’s been a while since he was diligent and showed up for practice

Ace: Heeh~ So are you saying it’s easy to skip out on Maglift Club? Seems like unexpected easy going

Riddle: That’s not it at all. Look at their practice.

Maglift Club Member A: Haah, haah…. Ugh, I can no longer run

Maglift Club Member B: I… I’m all out of magic…

Ace: Uwah, that’s real rough…
I’m glad I didn’t join

Riddle: Speaking of that, what club are you in? With that outfit, I can guess that it must be a sports club.

Ace: I’m in the basketball club! Unlike maglift club we’re pretty relaxed and I can do it casually

Riddle: Huh, a team sports… that’s unexpected
From how you conduct yourself around the dorm, I thought you’d be into some sort of individual activity

Ace: Really? I’m actually seen as an up and rising newbie in the basketball club
For example when I’m shooting, once I see the hoop once, I can get the ball in without looking again.
I’m also good at defense.
When my opponent is about to cut in, I can interrupt them, that’s my style!

Riddle: I see.
Everyone has something they’re good at I suppose.
And for you, Ace, it’s your spatial awareness. I’ll be sure to remember that.

Ace: That feels backhanded somehow…
Anyway, what’s spatial awareness?
How would you explain it?

Riddle: Spatial awareness is when you can grasp where things are and their conditions in a space…

Ace: Um~ That’s even more confusing

Riddle: Haah. To put it simply…
You can be sure of the ball, the hoop and other players’ position in a moment’s notice.
But even with good spatial awareness, there are times when the body can’t catch up with it, so you must be good at sports too.

Ace: Eh, dorm head, are you praising me…
Did you eat something funny?

Riddle: That’s rude.
I can value high ability with honesty.
Though regarding your ability to follow the rules, that’s something else.
If you do well in your sports club, Heartslabyul would look even better. Don’t skip out and do your best in it.

Ace: I’ll do the best I can.
Anyway, I’m hungry, should we hurry back to the dorm?

Riddle: Is that how you response to your dorm head?
Well, alright then, let’s go.

Ace: Ye~s

Vargas: Yosh, let’s do five sets of passing then we’ll finish up here!

Maglift Club Member A: Huff, huff… W-we’re finally at the end… E, eei1

Maglift Club Member B: Uwah! Where are you throwing that disk to!
Watch out!!

Riddle: Hm…?

Ace: Dorm head!

Sound Effect: Catching sound

Ace: Are you alright, dorm head?

Riddle: Covering me while catching the disc behind your back…
Seems like the talk about you as the up and rising newbie of the basketball club wasn’t a lie

Ace: This isn’t the time to make that kind of carefree analysis!
Anyway, my hand seriously hurt!

Riddle: Of course it does, a maglift disk is created using a special property gold

Leona: Where the hell were you guys looking at! Idiots!

Maglift Club Member A: Hiiii! I’m sorry captain Leona!

Leona: Seriously…
Aah, what’s this, I thought it’s someone familiar and turns out it’s the red-head brat
Oi, that hanger-on number one, pass me the disk

Ace: Hah? What kind of attitude is that.
If I wasn’t here our dorm head could’ve been injured

Leona: Aah? Since it’s Riddle I’m sure he could’ve used his magic to deal with such a sad disk
See ya.
I’m not free like you guys.

Ace: What’s with him, that’s so frustrating! Is it so hard to say sorry!

Riddle: Exactly as you say. Even if it’s the truth, he said it badly.

Ace: Eh. Dorm head, can you seriously have avoided that?

Riddle: Well, if it’s just about that much.

Ace: Eeeh~ Why didn’t you say so earlier.
You just wasted my hardwork!

Riddle: There wasn’t any time to tell you… But I’ve seen proof of your physical abilities now.
Whether it’s croquet competition or interdorm sports competition… There’s a possible future where I’d be nominating you.
When that happens, I’d have high expectations of you.

Ace: Oh, seriously?
I’m good at ball games, so leave it to me
But I don’t want any harsh practice…

Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Roseheart’s Personal Story – SR: This is My “Ideal Dose” 1/2

I haven’t done much Riddle translations despite him being my second favorite, so here’s the first part of his lab coat SR story, “This is My “Ideal Dose””.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Riddle’s Room

Sound Effect: Knock, knock

Riddle: Come on in.

Trey: Excuse me. Riddle, have you finished the documents that needs to be submitted for the dorm leader meeting?

Riddle: I finished it a while ago.
Here you go.

Trey: Opps… That’s quite an amount.
Is it okay for me to hand these in to the principal?

Riddle: Yes. I still have other documents to take care of, so I’ll leave this to you

Trey: Got it. I’ll hand it in right away.
Don’t push yourself too hard okay?
So then, I’ll be off.

Riddle: Seriously… Trey always worry too much.
That being said, if I rest I wouldn’t be able to get this done in time. Let’s hurry and finish this up.
Hmm, the next one is… The registration document for the inter-dorm maglift competition.
…I see, with Azul making it there are a lot of rules to it. It’s tiring just to read it.

Sound Effect: Rain sounds

Riddle: Mm, it’s raining…?
I didn’t notice earlier because I was checking these documents.
It’s pretty heavy. Even though there’s nothing on the forecast about it.
…Did Trey bring an umbrella?

Location: Cafetaria
—The Next Day

Trey: Achoo!

Riddle: !

Trey: Haah…. sorry for sneezing in the middle of a meal

Cater: Trey-kun, do you have a cold?

Riddle: Seriously… Didn’t I tell you to warm up and hurry to bed yesterday?

Trey: Haha, sorry. I wanted to finish my work and without realizing it it turned late.
It’s all on my own time management. It’s not your fault, Riddle.

Riddle: Mmhmm….

Cater: Wait, wait! Why must Trey who’s sick apologize to Riddle who’s just fine?
Maybe it doesn’t involve me, but I feel there’s a reason behind it!
Come on, don’t leave me out~

Trey: No, it’s not that big a deal…

Riddle: Yesterday, there was heavy rainfall while he was doing something I asked him to do

Cater: Ah~ Yeah it did rain.
How unlucky of you, Trey-kun.

Trey: Yeah… achoo!

Riddle: Trey, do you have a fever?

Trey: I took my temperature this morning but…
It should be fine now

Riddle: It’s best to retake your temperature after dinner. You don’t seem to have much of an appetite too…

Cater: What he said, you’re not eating at all.
Maybe it’s good to go to the infirmary after this?

Trey: You two are making such a big deal out of this. I’m alright.
I’m just a little tired.

Cater: Then at least day something easy to take in for your body, like some soup. Let me go get some for you okay?

Trey: I’m telling you, you’re making too much of a deal out of this. You don’t have to go that fa… achoo!
Uugh…

Cater: A~ah. I told you so. Riddle-kun…
I’m going to take Trey back to the dorm.

Riddle: …

Location: Library

Riddle: That Trey, his cold really got pretty bad.
If it goes on this way, people will question my management skills as dorm leader.
Homemade recipe book… Here it is. Um, a soup that can warm up the body to cure a cold…
Spicy curry soup, tomato and chili pepper soup, chive and pork habanero pepper soup…
All of this would warm a body up but they don’t seem good for the stomach…

Lilia: That boy over there, you seem troubled

Riddle: —! You’re Lilia-senpai from Diasomnia… Since when are you behind me…

Lilia: You seem deep in thought. Are you looking for something?
…Oh, is that a recipe book in your hands?

Riddle: Ah, no, this is…!

Lilia: Do you cook?
I thought at your place, that’s the responsibility of the vice dorm head

Riddle: …Normally, that is the case

Lilia: Haha, I see now. Could it be that Trey is down with a cold?

Riddle: Eh? How do you know that?

Lilia: Because we’re in the same class. He’s been sniffling since morning, it’s quite obvious even when you’re not trying to see it.
That being said, are you trying to find a light soup that’s gentle to the stomach?

Riddle: …That cold is my fault.

Lilia: Hm, hm. I too can remember this kind of agonized writhing.
How nostalgic, how old was Silver then…?

Riddle: I wouldn’t exactly say agonized writhing.
…It’s alright as long as I can find the recipe

Lilia: You’re not likely to find it.

Riddle: W-why do you say that?

Lilia: Kufufu. Because I looked for the same thing before.
A light soup for a cold is actually too simple, and because of that there’s no recipe for it
You can see the arrogance of these professional cooks, not including it.

Riddle: It can’t be…
Then I’ll have to think up a different menu

Lilia: Wait, wait, don’t rush to that.
I can teach you how to make a soup.

Riddle: Eh!?