Twisted Wonderland: Deuce Spade – R: Uniform, “Become the Wind”

Location: Classroom

Ace: Basketball, football, hockey… Mm…

Deuce: Ace, what are you mumbling about?

Ace: I’m just wondering which club should I join.
When you include the interest groups too, there are so many choices.

Deuce: So you still haven’t decided.
Registration deadline is tomorrow you know?

Ace: You’re telling me that, but have you decided on a club?

Deuce: Of course. I finished my registration.

Ace: Hmm. I see.
Unlike a certain muscle-idiot, I’m also looking at cultural clubs, so it takes longer for me to decide.

Deuce: Wh-! I-I went for light music club trials too!

Ace: Isn’t it because Cater-senpai invited you?

Deuce: Guh…

Ace: Bullseye huh?
So, what club did you end up joining?

Deuce: I plan to join track and field.

Ace: Heeh, that’s a bit unexpected. Why did you choose track and field?

Deuce: Because there’s no…

Ace: Eh?

Deuce: Because there’s no magical wheel club…

Ace: Of course there’s no such thing like a club that lets you run off with a magic vehicle!
Don’t tell me, you were planning to ride magical wheel everyday after school on the ridge?

Deuce: Ugh… That’s what I was planning but…
After finding out there’s no club for it, I registered to set up an interest group for it, but it was rejected by the headmaster

Ace: You even thought of setting up an interest group for it. You’re really fired up over this.

Deuce: It’s magical wheel! If you’re a man surely you would long to do it!
Didn’t you buy magical wheel magazines when young, spending time looking at the units?

Ace: I did not. What you long to do depends on each person.
I might have thought some of the big ones are cool before, but I never wanted to ride one

Deuce: Wh… You’ve never even touched a handle? Not even once?!

Ace: Why are you closing in on me!
What, is magical wheel really that good?

Deuce: Unlike a car, there’s nothing blocking your view, so you can see the scenery clearly
Even on bad days, riding your magical wheel on the ridge would make you forget all the bad things

Ace: How much do you like this? Your eyes are sparkling like a kid’s

Deuce: Ah, n-no… coughs!
But, talking about it makes me want to go on a ride… The last time I went was before I enrolled to this school
Ace, when you have a chance you should try it out too
Turning on a sharp corner, pushing down on the accelerator is the best.
Reaching full speed and ripping through the limits, your line of sight become narrower and you’d start to lose your breath
At a time like that, it feels like you’ve become the wind. I like that sensation.

Ace: Wait no, but you’re relying on a machine, aren’t you exaggerating this?

Deuce: What did you say?
The driver’s magic becomes the fuel
Becoming one with your partner ride,
That is magical wheel!

Ace: But even if you say it runs on magic, it still mostly powered using the engine

Deuce: Well that is the case.
Magical wheel is a vehicle.
It’s a vehicle that is powered entirely by you… Ah.
…Perhaps I shouldn’t have been picky regarding the vehicle to begin with

Ace: What, what are you talking about?

Deuce: I’m talking about reaching the limits and becoming the wind. I’m thinking that it’s fine to do it with just your own body.
Sprint, marathon, long jump… Track and field have all sorts of challenges to overcome using one’s own strength
Me choosing the track and field club isn’t a coincidence, it’s an inevitability
Yosh! Okay, I’m going to become the wind on my own strength.

Ace: Oh no… You’re getting fired up about something weird

Deuce: When I win a competition, maybe I should get you to say “as expected of Deuce-sama”

Ace: No way. Not even if my head gets chopped off.
I settled your club issues, so you should be the one who’s saying “thank you, Ace-sama” instead

Deuce: No one’s gonna say that!

Twisted Wonderland: Epel Felmier Personal Story – R: Athletic Wear “Golden Rampaging Dragon”

More Twisted Wonderland translation! More Epel translation! I just read this and it’s with one of my other favorites Deuce so I decided to do this story too!

Location: Sports Field

Vargas: Right, that’s enough flying lessons for today!
For the rest of the lessons, do your stretches with in pairs!

Epel: In pairs huh… There aren’t a lot of Pomefiore students in a physical education elective like this…

Deuce: Epel, are you alone? If you’d like, let’s pair up

Epel: Deuce…kun.
Yes please.

Deuce: Let’s start with a forward bend… Huh? There’s some sand stuck on your back.

Epel: Eh? …Around, where?

Deuce: Haha, you can’t see it since it’s on your back.
Here, let me get that for you.

SFX: Brushing away

Deuce: Right, it’s all good now.

Epel: Thanks. It probably stuck on during the lessons.
I quite like this athletic wear, so before I better wash it today before it gets too dirty.

Deuce: That’s unexpected. I thought you would prefer that fluttery Pomefiore uniform more.

Epel: …Really?
The Pomefiore dorm uniform… Of course it’s wonderful but I also like casual and sporty outfit.

Epel: That’s why perhaps… I like… also like this outfit.

Deuce: Huh, looks like we’re of the same opinion.
I also like this school’s athletic wear.

Epel: You too, Deuce-kun?

Deuce: Yeah. It’s durable and easy to move in.
More than anything I think overalls like this work well.

Epel: On top of it… It’s simple, so you can add your own twist to it.
Like with an embroidery….

Deuce: Embroidery!?
…Oh, haha
Some sort of rose embroidery for you?

Epel: …
It’s not like I particularly… like floral patterns.
Beside that, when it’s to do with flower patterns… Doesn’t it suit you who’s in Heartslabyul more?

Deuce: Speaking of that, our dorm uniform do have rose decorations on it.
Flowers aren’t bad, but if I’m to get something embroidered, I think I’d like something with a more powerful impression.

Epel: Powerful…? Such as?

Deuce: Let’s see, we can wear this for extracurricular activities too, so I’d like something awe-inducing if someone’s to pick a fight with me
Like a tiger

Epel: Tiger…

Deuce: Dragon is good too.

Epel: Dragon…!

Deuce: Having a full embroidery at the back might seem pretentious, but won’t it be cool if it follows the lining of the outfit?

Epel: …When it’s blown around by the wind, it’ll look like a golden rampaging dragon

Deuce: !!
So you understand me Epel? You get my idea?
That there’s someone with the same sense as me so close by
It’s good to talk to you
Isn’t it good to not have it bam exploding in your face obnoxiously, but instead having it peek out non-chalantly?

Epel: Yeah, I think… It’s super cool…!

Deuce: I’m surprised, I thought you’re someone who’s really calm, but unexpectedly you’ve a hot spirit…!

Epel: Um… Truth is I’ve always loved that sort of look…

Deuce: In that case isn’t it good to try it?
If you’re interested, I can introduce you to a skilled embroiderer.
Ah, but to decorate our athletic uniform without permission
That’s not a very honor student thing to do…

Epel: You’re right.
Beside, I think I would get scolded by my dorm leader…

Deuce: It’s true, Schoenheit-senpai seems more strict about uniforms than our teachers…
He seems like the type to make you quickly change out into something that suits your image more

Epel: …
…Yeah you’re right.
But, someday I will…