Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Rosehearts’ R: Uniform – It Never Inconvenienced Me To Not Know

I’ve pretty much been doing these translations between my work ;w; Once I have time to sit down, I’ll work on the final part for Leona’s SSR…

Location: Interior Hallway

Sound Effect: Chattering

Riddle:Can you all make way a bit?
There are too many people now and no one can pass through

Heartslabyul Dorm Member A: S-sorry dorm head Rosehearts

Azul: Oh, Riddle-san. They posted up the test results, are you not interested in checking it?

Riddle: It’s you Azul… Whether I check it or not, it’s always the same

Azul: That’s true. With a full mark on every subject, there is no way you’re not number one
But I thought even you couldn’t get full marks this time… As expected of Riddle-san

Riddle: Aah… There is one problem that is a bit of a nuisance
The themed question on the magician, with roots in Desert Country’s culture
Three days before the test, there was a thesis announced based on new materials on Desert Kingdom’s history
If you miss out on that, you wouldn’t be able to answer the question and miss out on the point

Azul: Yes, the situation is as it is, so even the teachers were discussing on whether or not to deduct points from it but…
There is one student who achieved full marks so that question is counted in

Riddle: I see. Perhaps I should apologize for that.

Azul: No, we are the ones who did not notice there was a new thesis, it was our carelessness
From here on, I’ll be sure to check thesis related to the test scope

Riddle: That is a good idea.
Subjects like history is very influential, and the theories change easily.
Anyway, please excuse me now, let’s meet again at a dorm head meeting.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Lounge

Cater: Ace-chan, do you want some sample sweets from Trey?

Ace: Ooh- lucky. I’m pretty hungry too.

Cater: Give me a sec, let me take a pic before you eat it… Mm~ is this angle good?
Mm, perfect! Time to upload it to Magicame… there

Ace: Cater-senpai, your smartphone cover, is it the one that’s super trendy right now?

Cater: You’re right! There are lots of similar ones on sale too, but mine is the original

Ace: How nice~ I’m aiming for a different design.
You know, the one weird creature with a fuzzy head and has legs coming out of its eyes

Cater: That one is cute too, but isn’t a trump card diamond cooler? Like, I’ve an affinity with it

Ace: That’s just you Cater-senpai

Riddle: If you two are going to talk for that long, go sit on the sofa

Ace: Uwah, you surprised me.
Dorm head, since when are you there?

Riddle: I just returned to the dorm
Seriously, chatting while standing on the doorway
Forget going against the Queen of Hearts’ rules, that’s just going against the rules of manner

Cater: Sorry, we got excited and forgot ourselves

Ace: That’s right, dorm head come take a look. Cater-senpai’s smartphone!

Riddle: Smartphone…? Did you buy a new one?

Ace: Not that, look at the cover! It has this diamond pattern.

Riddle: …Aah. So what’s with that illustration?

Ace: It’s super trendy on Magicame recently. Super popular it sold out! So says the magazine

Riddle: This cover…? Is it made with some new material?
……..Or it’s the work of some famous designer?

Ace: Eh, could it be you don’t know? It’s super trendy!

Cater: That’s no good Ace-chan. Riddle-kun don’t understand trends at all.

Ace: Heeh~ Don’t you talk to your classmates about it?

Riddle: U-up until now, it never inconvenienced me to not know about trends

Cater: If there’s a test about Magicame, Riddle who gets full mark on all subjects every time could see his mark in the reds

Ace: Eh! 100 on all tests.
You didn’t cheat did you?

Riddle: Ace, do you think I would break a rule?

Ace: That’s right huh… In our school it seems like Dorm Head number one

Cater: Right~

Ace: If you study that hard, then perhaps it’s normal to not know any trends…
Okay, then let me explain to you
This illustration is…

Riddle: I-I didn’t ask you to do that, and I already said it never inconvenienced me to not know trends
If you get it, hurry up and go sit on the sofa or go to your rooms to do your homework

Ace and Cater: Oka~y

Riddle: …
I’ll look it up a bit later

Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Roseheart’s Personal Story – SR: This is My “Ideal Dose” 1/2

I haven’t done much Riddle translations despite him being my second favorite, so here’s the first part of his lab coat SR story, “This is My “Ideal Dose””.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Riddle’s Room

Sound Effect: Knock, knock

Riddle: Come on in.

Trey: Excuse me. Riddle, have you finished the documents that needs to be submitted for the dorm leader meeting?

Riddle: I finished it a while ago.
Here you go.

Trey: Opps… That’s quite an amount.
Is it okay for me to hand these in to the principal?

Riddle: Yes. I still have other documents to take care of, so I’ll leave this to you

Trey: Got it. I’ll hand it in right away.
Don’t push yourself too hard okay?
So then, I’ll be off.

Riddle: Seriously… Trey always worry too much.
That being said, if I rest I wouldn’t be able to get this done in time. Let’s hurry and finish this up.
Hmm, the next one is… The registration document for the inter-dorm maglift competition.
…I see, with Azul making it there are a lot of rules to it. It’s tiring just to read it.

Sound Effect: Rain sounds

Riddle: Mm, it’s raining…?
I didn’t notice earlier because I was checking these documents.
It’s pretty heavy. Even though there’s nothing on the forecast about it.
…Did Trey bring an umbrella?

Location: Cafetaria
—The Next Day

Trey: Achoo!

Riddle: !

Trey: Haah…. sorry for sneezing in the middle of a meal

Cater: Trey-kun, do you have a cold?

Riddle: Seriously… Didn’t I tell you to warm up and hurry to bed yesterday?

Trey: Haha, sorry. I wanted to finish my work and without realizing it it turned late.
It’s all on my own time management. It’s not your fault, Riddle.

Riddle: Mmhmm….

Cater: Wait, wait! Why must Trey who’s sick apologize to Riddle who’s just fine?
Maybe it doesn’t involve me, but I feel there’s a reason behind it!
Come on, don’t leave me out~

Trey: No, it’s not that big a deal…

Riddle: Yesterday, there was heavy rainfall while he was doing something I asked him to do

Cater: Ah~ Yeah it did rain.
How unlucky of you, Trey-kun.

Trey: Yeah… achoo!

Riddle: Trey, do you have a fever?

Trey: I took my temperature this morning but…
It should be fine now

Riddle: It’s best to retake your temperature after dinner. You don’t seem to have much of an appetite too…

Cater: What he said, you’re not eating at all.
Maybe it’s good to go to the infirmary after this?

Trey: You two are making such a big deal out of this. I’m alright.
I’m just a little tired.

Cater: Then at least day something easy to take in for your body, like some soup. Let me go get some for you okay?

Trey: I’m telling you, you’re making too much of a deal out of this. You don’t have to go that fa… achoo!
Uugh…

Cater: A~ah. I told you so. Riddle-kun…
I’m going to take Trey back to the dorm.

Riddle: …

Location: Library

Riddle: That Trey, his cold really got pretty bad.
If it goes on this way, people will question my management skills as dorm leader.
Homemade recipe book… Here it is. Um, a soup that can warm up the body to cure a cold…
Spicy curry soup, tomato and chili pepper soup, chive and pork habanero pepper soup…
All of this would warm a body up but they don’t seem good for the stomach…

Lilia: That boy over there, you seem troubled

Riddle: —! You’re Lilia-senpai from Diasomnia… Since when are you behind me…

Lilia: You seem deep in thought. Are you looking for something?
…Oh, is that a recipe book in your hands?

Riddle: Ah, no, this is…!

Lilia: Do you cook?
I thought at your place, that’s the responsibility of the vice dorm head

Riddle: …Normally, that is the case

Lilia: Haha, I see now. Could it be that Trey is down with a cold?

Riddle: Eh? How do you know that?

Lilia: Because we’re in the same class. He’s been sniffling since morning, it’s quite obvious even when you’re not trying to see it.
That being said, are you trying to find a light soup that’s gentle to the stomach?

Riddle: …That cold is my fault.

Lilia: Hm, hm. I too can remember this kind of agonized writhing.
How nostalgic, how old was Silver then…?

Riddle: I wouldn’t exactly say agonized writhing.
…It’s alright as long as I can find the recipe

Lilia: You’re not likely to find it.

Riddle: W-why do you say that?

Lilia: Kufufu. Because I looked for the same thing before.
A light soup for a cold is actually too simple, and because of that there’s no recipe for it
You can see the arrogance of these professional cooks, not including it.

Riddle: It can’t be…
Then I’ll have to think up a different menu

Lilia: Wait, wait, don’t rush to that.
I can teach you how to make a soup.

Riddle: Eh!?