Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Rosehearts’ R: Uniform – It Never Inconvenienced Me To Not Know

I’ve pretty much been doing these translations between my work ;w; Once I have time to sit down, I’ll work on the final part for Leona’s SSR…

Location: Interior Hallway

Sound Effect: Chattering

Riddle:Can you all make way a bit?
There are too many people now and no one can pass through

Heartslabyul Dorm Member A: S-sorry dorm head Rosehearts

Azul: Oh, Riddle-san. They posted up the test results, are you not interested in checking it?

Riddle: It’s you Azul… Whether I check it or not, it’s always the same

Azul: That’s true. With a full mark on every subject, there is no way you’re not number one
But I thought even you couldn’t get full marks this time… As expected of Riddle-san

Riddle: Aah… There is one problem that is a bit of a nuisance
The themed question on the magician, with roots in Desert Country’s culture
Three days before the test, there was a thesis announced based on new materials on Desert Kingdom’s history
If you miss out on that, you wouldn’t be able to answer the question and miss out on the point

Azul: Yes, the situation is as it is, so even the teachers were discussing on whether or not to deduct points from it but…
There is one student who achieved full marks so that question is counted in

Riddle: I see. Perhaps I should apologize for that.

Azul: No, we are the ones who did not notice there was a new thesis, it was our carelessness
From here on, I’ll be sure to check thesis related to the test scope

Riddle: That is a good idea.
Subjects like history is very influential, and the theories change easily.
Anyway, please excuse me now, let’s meet again at a dorm head meeting.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Lounge

Cater: Ace-chan, do you want some sample sweets from Trey?

Ace: Ooh- lucky. I’m pretty hungry too.

Cater: Give me a sec, let me take a pic before you eat it… Mm~ is this angle good?
Mm, perfect! Time to upload it to Magicame… there

Ace: Cater-senpai, your smartphone cover, is it the one that’s super trendy right now?

Cater: You’re right! There are lots of similar ones on sale too, but mine is the original

Ace: How nice~ I’m aiming for a different design.
You know, the one weird creature with a fuzzy head and has legs coming out of its eyes

Cater: That one is cute too, but isn’t a trump card diamond cooler? Like, I’ve an affinity with it

Ace: That’s just you Cater-senpai

Riddle: If you two are going to talk for that long, go sit on the sofa

Ace: Uwah, you surprised me.
Dorm head, since when are you there?

Riddle: I just returned to the dorm
Seriously, chatting while standing on the doorway
Forget going against the Queen of Hearts’ rules, that’s just going against the rules of manner

Cater: Sorry, we got excited and forgot ourselves

Ace: That’s right, dorm head come take a look. Cater-senpai’s smartphone!

Riddle: Smartphone…? Did you buy a new one?

Ace: Not that, look at the cover! It has this diamond pattern.

Riddle: …Aah. So what’s with that illustration?

Ace: It’s super trendy on Magicame recently. Super popular it sold out! So says the magazine

Riddle: This cover…? Is it made with some new material?
……..Or it’s the work of some famous designer?

Ace: Eh, could it be you don’t know? It’s super trendy!

Cater: That’s no good Ace-chan. Riddle-kun don’t understand trends at all.

Ace: Heeh~ Don’t you talk to your classmates about it?

Riddle: U-up until now, it never inconvenienced me to not know about trends

Cater: If there’s a test about Magicame, Riddle who gets full mark on all subjects every time could see his mark in the reds

Ace: Eh! 100 on all tests.
You didn’t cheat did you?

Riddle: Ace, do you think I would break a rule?

Ace: That’s right huh… In our school it seems like Dorm Head number one

Cater: Right~

Ace: If you study that hard, then perhaps it’s normal to not know any trends…
Okay, then let me explain to you
This illustration is…

Riddle: I-I didn’t ask you to do that, and I already said it never inconvenienced me to not know trends
If you get it, hurry up and go sit on the sofa or go to your rooms to do your homework

Ace and Cater: Oka~y

Riddle: …
I’ll look it up a bit later

Twisted Wonderland: Deuce Spade – R: Uniform, “Become the Wind”

Location: Classroom

Ace: Basketball, football, hockey… Mm…

Deuce: Ace, what are you mumbling about?

Ace: I’m just wondering which club should I join.
When you include the interest groups too, there are so many choices.

Deuce: So you still haven’t decided.
Registration deadline is tomorrow you know?

Ace: You’re telling me that, but have you decided on a club?

Deuce: Of course. I finished my registration.

Ace: Hmm. I see.
Unlike a certain muscle-idiot, I’m also looking at cultural clubs, so it takes longer for me to decide.

Deuce: Wh-! I-I went for light music club trials too!

Ace: Isn’t it because Cater-senpai invited you?

Deuce: Guh…

Ace: Bullseye huh?
So, what club did you end up joining?

Deuce: I plan to join track and field.

Ace: Heeh, that’s a bit unexpected. Why did you choose track and field?

Deuce: Because there’s no…

Ace: Eh?

Deuce: Because there’s no magical wheel club…

Ace: Of course there’s no such thing like a club that lets you run off with a magic vehicle!
Don’t tell me, you were planning to ride magical wheel everyday after school on the ridge?

Deuce: Ugh… That’s what I was planning but…
After finding out there’s no club for it, I registered to set up an interest group for it, but it was rejected by the headmaster

Ace: You even thought of setting up an interest group for it. You’re really fired up over this.

Deuce: It’s magical wheel! If you’re a man surely you would long to do it!
Didn’t you buy magical wheel magazines when young, spending time looking at the units?

Ace: I did not. What you long to do depends on each person.
I might have thought some of the big ones are cool before, but I never wanted to ride one

Deuce: Wh… You’ve never even touched a handle? Not even once?!

Ace: Why are you closing in on me!
What, is magical wheel really that good?

Deuce: Unlike a car, there’s nothing blocking your view, so you can see the scenery clearly
Even on bad days, riding your magical wheel on the ridge would make you forget all the bad things

Ace: How much do you like this? Your eyes are sparkling like a kid’s

Deuce: Ah, n-no… coughs!
But, talking about it makes me want to go on a ride… The last time I went was before I enrolled to this school
Ace, when you have a chance you should try it out too
Turning on a sharp corner, pushing down on the accelerator is the best.
Reaching full speed and ripping through the limits, your line of sight become narrower and you’d start to lose your breath
At a time like that, it feels like you’ve become the wind. I like that sensation.

Ace: Wait no, but you’re relying on a machine, aren’t you exaggerating this?

Deuce: What did you say?
The driver’s magic becomes the fuel
Becoming one with your partner ride,
That is magical wheel!

Ace: But even if you say it runs on magic, it still mostly powered using the engine

Deuce: Well that is the case.
Magical wheel is a vehicle.
It’s a vehicle that is powered entirely by you… Ah.
…Perhaps I shouldn’t have been picky regarding the vehicle to begin with

Ace: What, what are you talking about?

Deuce: I’m talking about reaching the limits and becoming the wind. I’m thinking that it’s fine to do it with just your own body.
Sprint, marathon, long jump… Track and field have all sorts of challenges to overcome using one’s own strength
Me choosing the track and field club isn’t a coincidence, it’s an inevitability
Yosh! Okay, I’m going to become the wind on my own strength.

Ace: Oh no… You’re getting fired up about something weird

Deuce: When I win a competition, maybe I should get you to say “as expected of Deuce-sama”

Ace: No way. Not even if my head gets chopped off.
I settled your club issues, so you should be the one who’s saying “thank you, Ace-sama” instead

Deuce: No one’s gonna say that!

Twisted Wonderland: Ace Trappola – R: PE Uniform, “You Just Wasted My Hardwork!”

Location: Sports Field

Ace: Dorm head, are you heading back?

Riddle: Oh, it’s you Ace.
Yeah, the equestrian club just finished earlier.

Ace: My club just finished too.
No matter the club, the finish time is pretty much about the same huh?

Riddle: No, I wouldn’t say that. There are those which would run late as they practice hard for a tournament.
Or one whose instructor is too passionate

Vargas: You guys, come on, stand up!
You won’t build any muscle from sitting on the ground!

Leona: Tch… Maglift Club, gather around, our practice is starting again

Maglift Club Members (including Ruggie and Epel): Ussu!

Ace: Uwah, they’re still going at it… Mm? Is that lion like person Savanaclaw’s dorm head?

Riddle: That’s right. Leona-senpai is the captain of Maglift club
Though it feels like it’s been a while since he was diligent and showed up for practice

Ace: Heeh~ So are you saying it’s easy to skip out on Maglift Club? Seems like unexpected easy going

Riddle: That’s not it at all. Look at their practice.

Maglift Club Member A: Haah, haah…. Ugh, I can no longer run

Maglift Club Member B: I… I’m all out of magic…

Ace: Uwah, that’s real rough…
I’m glad I didn’t join

Riddle: Speaking of that, what club are you in? With that outfit, I can guess that it must be a sports club.

Ace: I’m in the basketball club! Unlike maglift club we’re pretty relaxed and I can do it casually

Riddle: Huh, a team sports… that’s unexpected
From how you conduct yourself around the dorm, I thought you’d be into some sort of individual activity

Ace: Really? I’m actually seen as an up and rising newbie in the basketball club
For example when I’m shooting, once I see the hoop once, I can get the ball in without looking again.
I’m also good at defense.
When my opponent is about to cut in, I can interrupt them, that’s my style!

Riddle: I see.
Everyone has something they’re good at I suppose.
And for you, Ace, it’s your spatial awareness. I’ll be sure to remember that.

Ace: That feels backhanded somehow…
Anyway, what’s spatial awareness?
How would you explain it?

Riddle: Spatial awareness is when you can grasp where things are and their conditions in a space…

Ace: Um~ That’s even more confusing

Riddle: Haah. To put it simply…
You can be sure of the ball, the hoop and other players’ position in a moment’s notice.
But even with good spatial awareness, there are times when the body can’t catch up with it, so you must be good at sports too.

Ace: Eh, dorm head, are you praising me…
Did you eat something funny?

Riddle: That’s rude.
I can value high ability with honesty.
Though regarding your ability to follow the rules, that’s something else.
If you do well in your sports club, Heartslabyul would look even better. Don’t skip out and do your best in it.

Ace: I’ll do the best I can.
Anyway, I’m hungry, should we hurry back to the dorm?

Riddle: Is that how you response to your dorm head?
Well, alright then, let’s go.

Ace: Ye~s

Vargas: Yosh, let’s do five sets of passing then we’ll finish up here!

Maglift Club Member A: Huff, huff… W-we’re finally at the end… E, eei1

Maglift Club Member B: Uwah! Where are you throwing that disk to!
Watch out!!

Riddle: Hm…?

Ace: Dorm head!

Sound Effect: Catching sound

Ace: Are you alright, dorm head?

Riddle: Covering me while catching the disc behind your back…
Seems like the talk about you as the up and rising newbie of the basketball club wasn’t a lie

Ace: This isn’t the time to make that kind of carefree analysis!
Anyway, my hand seriously hurt!

Riddle: Of course it does, a maglift disk is created using a special property gold

Leona: Where the hell were you guys looking at! Idiots!

Maglift Club Member A: Hiiii! I’m sorry captain Leona!

Leona: Seriously…
Aah, what’s this, I thought it’s someone familiar and turns out it’s the red-head brat
Oi, that hanger-on number one, pass me the disk

Ace: Hah? What kind of attitude is that.
If I wasn’t here our dorm head could’ve been injured

Leona: Aah? Since it’s Riddle I’m sure he could’ve used his magic to deal with such a sad disk
See ya.
I’m not free like you guys.

Ace: What’s with him, that’s so frustrating! Is it so hard to say sorry!

Riddle: Exactly as you say. Even if it’s the truth, he said it badly.

Ace: Eh. Dorm head, can you seriously have avoided that?

Riddle: Well, if it’s just about that much.

Ace: Eeeh~ Why didn’t you say so earlier.
You just wasted my hardwork!

Riddle: There wasn’t any time to tell you… But I’ve seen proof of your physical abilities now.
Whether it’s croquet competition or interdorm sports competition… There’s a possible future where I’d be nominating you.
When that happens, I’d have high expectations of you.

Ace: Oh, seriously?
I’m good at ball games, so leave it to me
But I don’t want any harsh practice…

Twisted Wonderland: Riddle Roseheart’s Personal Story – SR: This is My “Ideal Dose” 1/2

I haven’t done much Riddle translations despite him being my second favorite, so here’s the first part of his lab coat SR story, “This is My “Ideal Dose””.

Location: Heartslabyul Dorm – Riddle’s Room

Sound Effect: Knock, knock

Riddle: Come on in.

Trey: Excuse me. Riddle, have you finished the documents that needs to be submitted for the dorm leader meeting?

Riddle: I finished it a while ago.
Here you go.

Trey: Opps… That’s quite an amount.
Is it okay for me to hand these in to the principal?

Riddle: Yes. I still have other documents to take care of, so I’ll leave this to you

Trey: Got it. I’ll hand it in right away.
Don’t push yourself too hard okay?
So then, I’ll be off.

Riddle: Seriously… Trey always worry too much.
That being said, if I rest I wouldn’t be able to get this done in time. Let’s hurry and finish this up.
Hmm, the next one is… The registration document for the inter-dorm maglift competition.
…I see, with Azul making it there are a lot of rules to it. It’s tiring just to read it.

Sound Effect: Rain sounds

Riddle: Mm, it’s raining…?
I didn’t notice earlier because I was checking these documents.
It’s pretty heavy. Even though there’s nothing on the forecast about it.
…Did Trey bring an umbrella?

Location: Cafetaria
—The Next Day

Trey: Achoo!

Riddle: !

Trey: Haah…. sorry for sneezing in the middle of a meal

Cater: Trey-kun, do you have a cold?

Riddle: Seriously… Didn’t I tell you to warm up and hurry to bed yesterday?

Trey: Haha, sorry. I wanted to finish my work and without realizing it it turned late.
It’s all on my own time management. It’s not your fault, Riddle.

Riddle: Mmhmm….

Cater: Wait, wait! Why must Trey who’s sick apologize to Riddle who’s just fine?
Maybe it doesn’t involve me, but I feel there’s a reason behind it!
Come on, don’t leave me out~

Trey: No, it’s not that big a deal…

Riddle: Yesterday, there was heavy rainfall while he was doing something I asked him to do

Cater: Ah~ Yeah it did rain.
How unlucky of you, Trey-kun.

Trey: Yeah… achoo!

Riddle: Trey, do you have a fever?

Trey: I took my temperature this morning but…
It should be fine now

Riddle: It’s best to retake your temperature after dinner. You don’t seem to have much of an appetite too…

Cater: What he said, you’re not eating at all.
Maybe it’s good to go to the infirmary after this?

Trey: You two are making such a big deal out of this. I’m alright.
I’m just a little tired.

Cater: Then at least day something easy to take in for your body, like some soup. Let me go get some for you okay?

Trey: I’m telling you, you’re making too much of a deal out of this. You don’t have to go that fa… achoo!
Uugh…

Cater: A~ah. I told you so. Riddle-kun…
I’m going to take Trey back to the dorm.

Riddle: …

Location: Library

Riddle: That Trey, his cold really got pretty bad.
If it goes on this way, people will question my management skills as dorm leader.
Homemade recipe book… Here it is. Um, a soup that can warm up the body to cure a cold…
Spicy curry soup, tomato and chili pepper soup, chive and pork habanero pepper soup…
All of this would warm a body up but they don’t seem good for the stomach…

Lilia: That boy over there, you seem troubled

Riddle: —! You’re Lilia-senpai from Diasomnia… Since when are you behind me…

Lilia: You seem deep in thought. Are you looking for something?
…Oh, is that a recipe book in your hands?

Riddle: Ah, no, this is…!

Lilia: Do you cook?
I thought at your place, that’s the responsibility of the vice dorm head

Riddle: …Normally, that is the case

Lilia: Haha, I see now. Could it be that Trey is down with a cold?

Riddle: Eh? How do you know that?

Lilia: Because we’re in the same class. He’s been sniffling since morning, it’s quite obvious even when you’re not trying to see it.
That being said, are you trying to find a light soup that’s gentle to the stomach?

Riddle: …That cold is my fault.

Lilia: Hm, hm. I too can remember this kind of agonized writhing.
How nostalgic, how old was Silver then…?

Riddle: I wouldn’t exactly say agonized writhing.
…It’s alright as long as I can find the recipe

Lilia: You’re not likely to find it.

Riddle: W-why do you say that?

Lilia: Kufufu. Because I looked for the same thing before.
A light soup for a cold is actually too simple, and because of that there’s no recipe for it
You can see the arrogance of these professional cooks, not including it.

Riddle: It can’t be…
Then I’ll have to think up a different menu

Lilia: Wait, wait, don’t rush to that.
I can teach you how to make a soup.

Riddle: Eh!?

Twisted Wonderland: Leona Kingscholar’s Personal Story, SSR: Let Me In On This 2

Second part of Leona’s SSR personal story! Again, thank you to Kim for the RAWs and Rin for checking!

Location: Botanical Garden – Temperate Zone

Ruggie: Ah there you are, Leona-saaan
Seriously, I’ve been looking for you

Leona: Aah… It’s you Ruggie.
I’m in the middle of something right now so don’t disturb me

Ruggie: One man chess again huh?
Is it really fun to play by yourself?

Leona: How I kill my own time is up to me no?
Or what, do you want to play against me?

Ruggie: No way.
I’m not going to pick a fight I can’t win
Anyway, more than that, if you don’t go to class, Trein  would get real mad.

Leona: Isn’t it enough to take the tests?
What a noisy old man.

Ruggie: Say that to him yourself
I’m not going to be your rep on this.
To begin with, earlier Vargas…

Leona: …Ssh

Ruggie: W-what?
You’re making a scary face, don’t just gloss over…

Leona: Whatever, just be quiet

???: …Damn it….

Ruggie: Hmm?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: I’ve been had by Jack again at today’s Maglift practice.
That strength… Is he really a first year?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: What’s going to happen about the regulars for the next inter-dorm competition huh?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: It’s not funny if a first year takes a regular spot

Leona: The guys from yesterday.
They’re still yip-yapping about Jack huh?

Ruggie: The first year with extraordinary physical prowess Jack and two jealous second years huh?
It’s pretty shameful to be jealous but… Jack also doesn’t carry himself well
This world isn’t divided into “right” and “wrong” after all…
It’d be good if he’s more shrewd about it

Leona: Haha, you mean like you?
That’d be good!
Then I wouldn’t have to do anything.

Ruggie: Shishishi
(T/N: This is like a hyena laugh)

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Dorm leader Leona said not to cause problems but… Seriously I don’t think I can take it. Let’s corner Jack just once.
No matter how strong he is, he’s still in his first year.
There would magic he can’t use yet

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Yeah, and there are lots of guys who hold a grudge against him. If we count on numbers… Hihihi 

Leona: Haah… those idiots who can’t follow orders are so troublesome.
And I don’t get why they’d be talking out their plans in public like this
That’s poor end game right there

Ruggie: Though you can say we might be the ones who overhear too much
What are you going to do?
Leaving it like this and letting Jack-kun learn about how scary our dorm is isn’t exactly a bad plan

Leona: Let’s see…

Location: Savanaclaw Dorm – Maglift Stadium

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Hey Jack-kun. Your senpai asked you nicely.
You better do what we say for your own good.
You can’t participate at Savanaclaw’s Maglift again… If you get it, hurry and answer me

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: It’d be a shame to be hospitalized so soon after you entered this school no? Hihihi 

Jack: There was no ‘asking nicely’
You said you “wanted to talk one on one”, that’s why I came. Coming in with a mob, you’re all cowards!

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: You’re the idiot, it’s all on you for letting your guard down. Strategy is also important in a fight.

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: As expected, you can’t do much when it’s against around thirty of us huh? Here, take this!

Jack: Don’t underestimate me, hargh!

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Haha, you’re muscle-brained for sure, but how about with magic? Haah!

Jack: Kuh, magic!?
It’s not fair to use magic in a fight… Augh!
On top of it, no matter how much I take down people keep coming at me…! Guah…!

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Come on now, this is the clincher!

Jack: Kuh…!

???: Hey, is there really a guy who would shut their eyes mid-fight?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Y-you’re…

Jack: Leona… senpai…

Leona: Looks like you guys are having fun.
Let me in on this

Twisted Wonderland: Leona Kingscholar’s Personal Story, SSR: Let Me In On This 1

Yet another Twisted Wonderland translation! This time it’s the first part of Leona Kingscholar’s SSR. I was a little confused on how to translate the title, but settled on “Let Me In On This” after a suggestion. Thank you for all the help Rin and Rui, as well as Kim for providing the RAWs!

Location: Savanaclaw Dorm – Maglift Stadium

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Hey, don’t slack off! Are you planning to show a shameful display this Inter-dorm competition, like you did last year?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Us Savanclaw can’t lose to other dorms in Maglift. Kouhais, put your back into it!

Savanaclaw Dorm Members: USSU!

Leona: Oh, oh, good spirit there
Work hard you guys. I’ll be watching from here
…Yawns

Savana Claw Dorm Member A: What are you doing you bastard! 
What are you grabbing my shoulders for. Let me go!

???: No. I’m not going to let go until you apologize.

Leona: Hah? Who’s causing a ruckus?
I can’t sleep like this.

Jack: In Maglift, it’s against the rule to directly attack the other player using magic. Even so, senpais, you attacked me earlier not with a disk but with magic didn’t you?
Striking unnaturally, tripping my legs
…You keep playing rough, toeing the rules 

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Hey, hey Jack, the referee didn’t say we broke a rule right? So what’s wrong with what we’re doing? Hihihi 

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: In any case, you’re just a puppy who hasn’t even been in this school for a month, you think you’ve got something worth saying to us?

Jack: Senpai? …To be frank, in Maglift I’m superior to you 
Even if you’re older, I have no plans to follow people who are weaker than me

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: What the! Do I have to show you some pain first before you get it?

Jack: If you think you can then come at me!

Leona: Hey you guys, you’re being noisy

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: D-Dorm head Leona!

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: It’s this guy’s — first year Jack’s — fault.

Leona: Aah.
You’re one of our dorm’s newcomer for this year, Jack Howl

Jack: …

Leona: I’ve heard the rumors you know?
Extraordinary physical prowess, the well anticipated first year
During this dorm’s Maglift practices too, you’ve beaten up second and third years with confidence in their strength until they’re black and blue
Seems like you’ve hurt your senpais’ pride

Jack: …I fight fair and square.
Compared to that, these senpais can’t beat me when fighting normally and ended up relying on rough play. I can’t let them get away with that kind of shameful cowardice…

Leona: What’s wrong with their play?
It’s natural to use your head in a match.

Jack: Wh… Dorm leader, are you going to allow that kind of dirty tricks?

Leona: It’s “toeing the line” of the rules right? 
Then it’s not cowardice or anything like that. It’s a splendid strategy.
When it comes to the rules, they did not cause any problems.
You, who create issues within the pack is more of a problem to our dorm

Jack: Damn it…

Leona: If you understand what I mean then sit down and reflect on this

Jack: …
…I’m going back to practice.

Leona: Kuku. What a cheeky pupper. 

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Seriously, he’s so cheeky! Even though he’s still a fresh meat first year, he has such an attitude.

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Let’s give him some pain one of these days hihihi 

Leona: …Oi, stop thinking about bullshit
There’s not much time left until the inter-dorm Maglift competition. Do you guys really have that much free time between practice?
Try losing again in the inter-dorm competition like you did last year.
…Do you know what’ll happen to you in that case?

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: I-I’m sorry… 

Leona: In the first place you guys looked like you lot could’ve lost to that “fresh meat first year”, stop being so pathetic
I feel embarrassed just seeing it.

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A: Wh… it’s not like…!!

Leona: Don’t make excuses. Go back to practice.
Don’t cause me any problem again

Savanaclaw Dorm Member A:  …Ssu
Tch, what’s with him…

Savanaclaw Dorm Member B: Can’t agree with this… 

Leona: Haah
Seriously… I’m so tired of this

Twisted Wonderland: Epel Felmier Personal Story – R: Athletic Wear “Golden Rampaging Dragon”

More Twisted Wonderland translation! More Epel translation! I just read this and it’s with one of my other favorites Deuce so I decided to do this story too!

Location: Sports Field

Vargas: Right, that’s enough flying lessons for today!
For the rest of the lessons, do your stretches with in pairs!

Epel: In pairs huh… There aren’t a lot of Pomefiore students in a physical education elective like this…

Deuce: Epel, are you alone? If you’d like, let’s pair up

Epel: Deuce…kun.
Yes please.

Deuce: Let’s start with a forward bend… Huh? There’s some sand stuck on your back.

Epel: Eh? …Around, where?

Deuce: Haha, you can’t see it since it’s on your back.
Here, let me get that for you.

SFX: Brushing away

Deuce: Right, it’s all good now.

Epel: Thanks. It probably stuck on during the lessons.
I quite like this athletic wear, so before I better wash it today before it gets too dirty.

Deuce: That’s unexpected. I thought you would prefer that fluttery Pomefiore uniform more.

Epel: …Really?
The Pomefiore dorm uniform… Of course it’s wonderful but I also like casual and sporty outfit.

Epel: That’s why perhaps… I like… also like this outfit.

Deuce: Huh, looks like we’re of the same opinion.
I also like this school’s athletic wear.

Epel: You too, Deuce-kun?

Deuce: Yeah. It’s durable and easy to move in.
More than anything I think overalls like this work well.

Epel: On top of it… It’s simple, so you can add your own twist to it.
Like with an embroidery….

Deuce: Embroidery!?
…Oh, haha
Some sort of rose embroidery for you?

Epel: …
It’s not like I particularly… like floral patterns.
Beside that, when it’s to do with flower patterns… Doesn’t it suit you who’s in Heartslabyul more?

Deuce: Speaking of that, our dorm uniform do have rose decorations on it.
Flowers aren’t bad, but if I’m to get something embroidered, I think I’d like something with a more powerful impression.

Epel: Powerful…? Such as?

Deuce: Let’s see, we can wear this for extracurricular activities too, so I’d like something awe-inducing if someone’s to pick a fight with me
Like a tiger

Epel: Tiger…

Deuce: Dragon is good too.

Epel: Dragon…!

Deuce: Having a full embroidery at the back might seem pretentious, but won’t it be cool if it follows the lining of the outfit?

Epel: …When it’s blown around by the wind, it’ll look like a golden rampaging dragon

Deuce: !!
So you understand me Epel? You get my idea?
That there’s someone with the same sense as me so close by
It’s good to talk to you
Isn’t it good to not have it bam exploding in your face obnoxiously, but instead having it peek out non-chalantly?

Epel: Yeah, I think… It’s super cool…!

Deuce: I’m surprised, I thought you’re someone who’s really calm, but unexpectedly you’ve a hot spirit…!

Epel: Um… Truth is I’ve always loved that sort of look…

Deuce: In that case isn’t it good to try it?
If you’re interested, I can introduce you to a skilled embroiderer.
Ah, but to decorate our athletic uniform without permission
That’s not a very honor student thing to do…

Epel: You’re right.
Beside, I think I would get scolded by my dorm leader…

Deuce: It’s true, Schoenheit-senpai seems more strict about uniforms than our teachers…
He seems like the type to make you quickly change out into something that suits your image more

Epel: …
…Yeah you’re right.
But, someday I will…

Twisted Wonderland: Epel Felmier Talks 1-5

Another quick Twisted Wonderland translation! This time it’s the first short talk with Epel you get when you do his lessons!

1: The Color of Poison
Epel: This poison apple I made at my potions class…
It’s a deep blue-green color. If it’s like this, you can tell it’s a poison apple with one look…
The beautiful queen is able to reverse the color of the poison apple back to its original color…
To a vivid, beautiful red.
The kind of color that makes it look appetizing to anyone.
The queen is amazing after all

2: Romantic
Epel: The poison apple created by the beautiful queen…
It has an effect which would awaken someon from eternal sleep through true love’s kiss
…Romantic? I don’t know
It makes me pretty uncomfortable*
…That being said
You look surprised
Maybe… I’d like it if you don’t decide on your own that I like romantic things

*T/N Literally ‘it makes my back itches’

3: Wishing Well
Epel: The well at the courtyard of this school is said to be a copy of the well from the castle of the most beautiful queen
And it is said that the well at the queen’s castle can grant wishes
…Like there was a princess who wished to be loved by someone
If that’s true then maybe… I’d like to make a wish too
What kind of wish? Um…
To be taller and stronger… Maybe…

4: To make ideals come true
Epel: If I’m to use a transformation potion, can I maybe… have a figure like Vargas-sensei?
Muscular… and if possible with a low voice, something that’s cool
Vil: Using a transformation potion is too much of a burden on your body. You should’ve learnt that during your lessons.
Even for the beautiful queen, using a transformation potion caused her considerable pain
Epel: Y-you’re right… That’s too bad
Vil: Muscles aside… You can’t use potions to reach a form you idealize

5: Delicious Apple
Epel: Prefect, Rook-san… Do you want some apples from my hometown?
Rook: I’d have some! Prefect, you should accept it too
Rook: The apples from Epel are as red and delicious as the queen’s poison apples
Epel: There’s no poison in my apples!
Epel: Ah… Please don’t worry, and eat it… okay?

Twisted Wonderland: Epel Felmier Personal Story – R: Uniform, “What Shape Do You Thinks This Is? 1”

Hello I fell for Epel and can’t get up so I decided to do a translation of his R-card’s personal story, “What shape do you thinks this is?”

Location: Cafeteria

Epel: Fuuh, I’m done
Apple cut craft… This much should be good enough to earn Vil-san’s approval
I was troubled when he suddenly said he wanted to see it but I think this apple bird is done well

SFX: Footsteps

Sebek: You, the Pomefiore student.
Is the seat next to you open?

Epel: If I’m not wrong you’re from Class D… Sebek-kun… Was it?
It’s open.

Sebek: Please excuse me taking up this seat then. It’s so crowded during lunch, that it was difficult to find an open seat
…Hmm?
What, what’s with that apple!!!!!!????

Epel: I-if you suddenly shout like that you’re going to give me a shock…

Sebek: What a beautiful apple bird…
It looks like it could spread its wings and fly off the plate at any moment!

Epel: Yeah. It’s apple cut craft.

Sebek: Oh, how wonderful.
I would love to present it to the young master

Epel: Young master?

Sebek: The most esteemed dorm leader of our dorm, Diasomnia, Malleus Draconia-sama!

Epel: Huh, what an archaic way to call someone

Sebek: Is this apple your dessert?

Epel: No, this isn’t for me to eat
It’s an apple cut craft for Vil-san

Sebek: I see, so it’s for the Pomefiore leader. It’s too bad, but I understand that’s how it is…
Well then, let’s find the chef and have them make another one!

Epel: Chef? For this cut craft?

Sebek: Yes, can you please tell me who made it?

Epel: Well, it’s me but…

Sebek: What!? You made this…?

Epel: Vil-san asked me to make it.
When I told him my family back home sent me some fruits, he told me he wanted to eat it in the most beautiful state

Sebek: For your family to send you such lustrous fruit, you must come from a prestigious lineage

Epel: Em, I wouldn’t exactly say that…

Sebek: Pomefiore’s… um…

Epel: Epel. Epel Felmier.

Sebek: I see, so Epel Felmier.
What else can you make beside a bird?

Epel: Let’s see. I can make a few things.

Sebek: Hm. If it’s alright with you, could you please show me some other apple cut crafts?

Epel: Because you want to give it to your young master?

Sebek: Of course, that is my primary reason.
However, I too, sincerely would like to see it.
What wonderful craft! Truly fascinating!

Epel: …Is that so?
So, how about this then?

SFX: Cutting noises

Sebek: Ooh. A rose! How delicate!
The multiple fine layers of this apple makes it look truly like petals!

Epel: Other than that, something like this…

SFX: Cutting noises

Sebek: I can’t believe it… Is that a castle? How sublime!
You even created the towers and windows!

Epel: Let’s set this one aside

SFX: Cutting noises

Epel: What shape do you think this is?

Sebek: T, this is… An apple?

Epel: Hehe, you got it wrong
It’s not just an apple. It’s a poisoned apple.

Sebek: Oh wow!
To express the shape of an apple on an apple, how original!
If it’s alright with you…
May I have this poison apple?

Epel: It’s yours

Sebek: Thank you
In any case, having this kind of beautiful skills…

Epel: It’s hard to sell an apple that’s damaged or broken by tools, even if that apple is still edible.
Trying out all sort of ways so that apple would look beautiful enough to eat, then finally arriving at this… Apple cut craft.
I cut my fingers many times… before I got good at it.
My family said it’s fine if I can’t do it and laughed, but I didn’t want to give up
That’s why when I could do it well the first time I showed it to everyone around me
Ah… Perhaps… I ended up going off on my own…

Sebek: No, you did not. For you to not just have the skill, but that spirit as well.
Truly commendable

Epel: …Thanks

Epel: Perhaps… next time I get apples from my family, I’ll also make some for you